Outstanding Bicycle Ride (OBR) 2003
by Dennis Miller
 
   
August 2003 -- I bet a lot of you think OBR stands for Oregon Bicycle Ride. It does, unless you’ve been a participant. Once you’ve experienced OBR you will be hooked for life. The logistics, support, food, staff, and other cyclists have me already thinking about next August. This was my second OBR and I rediscovered the fact that Sandy Green and her crew run unforgettable bicycle tours.

This year’s route took sixteen BCI members and BCI-affiliated persons through northeastern Oregon. We began in Madras, about forty miles north of Bend, and cycled a counterclockwise loop to the east. Our nightly camps were at Madras, Prineville, Paulina (pronounced “paul-Eye-nah”), John Day for two nights, Spray, and Antelope.

The route was challenging with nearly 20,000 feet of climbing and 70 miles of cycling per day over seven days. The nice thing about a loop route is the fact that with 20,000 feet of climb comes 20,000 feet of downhill. The geographic features ran the gamut from rolling farmland to serene valleys to picturesque gorges to tree-covered mountains.

The OBR experience can be summed up in one phrase… “Eat, ride, eat, ride, eat, ride, set up camp, relax, eat, sleep, take down camp, and repeat!” You notice that there is a lot of eating and riding in that sequence. OBR is what a bicycle tour is all about… eating and riding! All of your camping gear, toiletries, and clothing are transported from camp to camp for you. A hearty breakfast and awesome dinner are prepared for you each day. Two food stops along the route keep you more than adequately fueled. Sag wagons are there, if you need one. Mobile and stationary mechanic crews pamper your bicycle. Clean, I repeat CLEAN, portapotties and clean mobile shower facilities greet you at the end of each day’s ride. Ice-cold beverages await your arrival at camp.

It is really tough waking up every morning knowing that all you have to do is break down and set up your camp and eat and ride the rest of the day. The weather was nice enough the entire trip that I never used my rain fly on my tent. The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of OBR. I forgot to mention that we had nightly entertainment besides the astral display. Lindy, the keyboard-playing singer, was exceptional!

In Paulina the camp looked like something out of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Everybody was exiting their tents and looking skyward at about 9:30 p.m. as the full moon slowly crept up over the surrounding hills. Then Mars made an awesome appearance. There was hardly any artificial light to ruin the spectacle. It was one of those experiences we will not soon forget.

Lines. Don’t you hate waiting in lines? There was never a line at the portapotties. There was never a line at the showers. There was a line at the public telephone though. Most of the camp towns were so small that they only had one pay phone. Most of our mobile phones did not have a signal in the Oregon outback. So the only line I ever had to wait in was the pay phone line.

Traffic. Don’t you hate traffic? We rode a stretch of 395 for a couple of days and I was really getting upset when a moving vehicle passed us every half-mile. Heck, I was spoiled! During one stretch in the Strawberry Wilderness, Penny Poorman and I encountered at least three vehicles in a 30-mile stretch. I almost tossed my BeerView mirror in my jersey pocket due to non-use!

People. Don’t you love people? Especially BCI people. I couldn’t convince Steve Devore, Jim Luparello, Wayne Broadhag, Sonia Triana, Joe Raines, Jackie Ledbetter, Rick Anderson, Izzy (pronounced “Easy”) and Larissa (pronounced “la-Reese-ah) Leybovich, Dick Bird, Tommie Kozlov, Bill Kramer, or Jo Wilson (Phew! Did I get everybody’s name in???) to ride the layover day 75-mile, massive climb ride into the Strawberry Wilderness. Penny Poorman accompanied me on this assault and Chris Norton did it on her own. It was a tough ride that climbed to nearly 6,000 feet twice with a visit to the peaceful Logan Valley at 5,016 feet in elevation. I hereby declare Penny Poorman fit for next year’s Ride Around the Bear. Sign her up!

BCI was a force to be reckoned with on the second day of riding with most of us clad in BCI jerseys. It looked awesome seeing the “team” rolling down the road. The rest of the riders were impressed. Next year we’re going to run a BCI flag up a pole at each camp.

Mel Counts, ex-Laker, Celtic, Sun, 76er, and Jazz NBA star, was on the ride. He kept mostly

 

to himself, but I got to chat with him a few times and Jim took a picture of Mel and me at a summit. Mel also took a picture of Jim and Wayne and me at the summit.

I will let some of my 150 photos tell the rest of the story, but I have to relate our Thursday and Friday rides in this story. It got hot towards the end of the week. How hot? On Thursday we had a mostly downhill day for 70 miles. My intent was to ride the 70, set up camp, and ride back fifteen miles to the second rest stop to offer moral support to some of the BCI members still out there. My plan was to end up with a century by the end of the day. Seven miles back down the road I found a shady spot next to the John Day River and waited there for the BCIers. It was over 100 degrees by noon and I was afraid of boiling the water in my bottles, if I rode any further. So my century turned into an 84-mile day.

Friday’s elevation profile looked like something out of the Tour de France’s alpine stages. I won’t say who rode the whole thing and who didn’t, because it was a tough, tough day. It was a mere 66 miles with two category 1 climbs at each end and a category 2 climb in between. After a slightly downhill start for ten miles we climbed ten miles at four to six percent up into the pine-shaded mountains. The finale was a scorcher of a climb up the eight-mile, six-percent Clarno grade. It was 98 degrees. There was absolutely no shade and no let up to the grade. I’ve had more comfortable days riding up to Onyx Summit on the Ride Around the Bear! I kept looking over my shoulder expecting some wild-eyed chef in a big white cap to run up behind me and stick me with a meat thermometer. I was cooking! And I don't mean my cycling speed...

See ya on next year’s OBR. You don’t want to miss it!

 
 
 
 
 
Updated on Sunday, 08-Jan-2006 17:27:59 EST